R3 Viewing Party!

[grimgrinningghosts]

[It’s another average, but boring morning in the mansion when suddenly voices start coming from Rod’s room again. Thankfully, the room is locked and it appears that he isn’t trapped inside his own body (luckily for everyone it appears that Oswald finished Rod’s new body so that most likely won’t happen again).

However, true to the Hatbox Ghost’s word, it seems like the new round has started and everyone in the Haunted Mansion has a front row seat to watching the torture unfold. This time you are no longer in the comfort of someone who has any idea of how to get them out.

… There sure are a lot of people you might recognize this time around, huh?]

Comments

[hallotween]

WHO SAID YOU COULD TALK TRASH ABOUT ME WHEN I'VE ONLY BEEN NICE TO YOU THIS WHOLE TIME?! [SHE PUT AIR HOLES IN THE JAR RATIGAN DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU]

[keyofimagination]

... What are you doing here.

[This day can't get any worse.]

[amadeusrockette]

Ah, um. [How does she explain . . .] At your final trial you had a priest, but we had a very large man who yodelled and immobilized us because he wanted to be president of America.

[Pause.]

Also the witch doctor.

[keyofimagination]

Good, so we're all in agreement we won't let him leave the manor alive.

[stenchus_rodentus]

[What's with the lack of sarcasm Joshua? It's kind of giving him an eerie feeling.]

Temporarily back, I promise.

Though your situation hasn't improved, I see.

[stenchus_rodentus]

Looking for Ha--the sky.

Surely you're familiar with that concept, hmmm?

[stenchus_rodentus]

SENDING ME TO HELL WITH THOSE DEMONS DOES NOT COUNT AS NICE.

[keyofimagination]

You can say "Hades". I'm not going to die hearing his name.

It's at least a more reasonable explanation than the sky.

[lusito]

[...]

This place certainly attracts a peculiar sort, doesn't it?

[Like what the fuck else can you say to that.]

[keyofimagination]

Ah yes, Alameda Slim.

There was something weirdly unsettling about him.

[forgottenfounder]

Aye

[Just... tugging on his ears right now, in rage.]

[hallotween]

YOU MURDERED, YOU JERK, YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF!

[HUFFS]

I totally defended you to your ex, too! Maybe I should've just talked smack or something!

[lusito]

Agreed.

... Of course, someone at the manor might end up doing the work for us at this rate.

[Which will then lead to the trial where a person dies for doing the lord's work, honestly.]

[lusito]

Sadly not, or else I wouldn't even be hanging around here right now.

[stenchus_rodentus]

My priorities are quite full with keeping my blimp afloat and my sanity!

You don't need to concern yourself what I do with whom!!

[amadeusrockette]

You know him?

[kindaruledatit]

Damn right it does. Stuff like that is what you'd never expect, isn't it?

[She didn't. Still sucks.]

[darnsitall]

They can't afford for us to keep waiting, Rod! Randall, and now that... duck! They're not safe!

[stenchus_rodentus]

I MURDER, IT'S WHAT I DO--


... [Wide-eyed stare. What ARE you?]

What in God's name would possess you to defend me to Basil? That venture is OVER.

[It's not.]

[forgottenfounder]

If you're worried about your sanity, I can assure you that focusing on just your blimp is fine.

[keyofimagination]

... Right. Did I tell you that I was able to watch your round before I hosted mine?

[amadeusrockette]

. . . You get used to it.

[She has, anyway.]

[stenchus_rodentus]

Wouldn't we all.

We all have much better horizons to look forward to.

[Looks to the ground.]

...in light of horizons, have you seen mention of...a mouse?

[amadeusrockette]

If you told the others, I was out of the room when it happened. [WHAT THE FUCK, ROD.] So you knew about our round, but not this supposed first round?

[hallotween]

Because he's a stuck-up jerk who's also a racist? Speciesist? I don't know what the right word is.