R3 Viewing Party!

[grimgrinningghosts]

[It’s another average, but boring morning in the mansion when suddenly voices start coming from Rod’s room again. Thankfully, the room is locked and it appears that he isn’t trapped inside his own body (luckily for everyone it appears that Oswald finished Rod’s new body so that most likely won’t happen again).

However, true to the Hatbox Ghost’s word, it seems like the new round has started and everyone in the Haunted Mansion has a front row seat to watching the torture unfold. This time you are no longer in the comfort of someone who has any idea of how to get them out.

… There sure are a lot of people you might recognize this time around, huh?]

Comments

[hallotween]

YOU MURDERED, YOU JERK, YOU DID THAT TO YOURSELF!

[HUFFS]

I totally defended you to your ex, too! Maybe I should've just talked smack or something!

[stenchus_rodentus]

I MURDER, IT'S WHAT I DO--


... [Wide-eyed stare. What ARE you?]

What in God's name would possess you to defend me to Basil? That venture is OVER.

[It's not.]

[hallotween]

Because he's a stuck-up jerk who's also a racist? Speciesist? I don't know what the right word is.

[stenchus_rodentus]

....



[Back-pedaling. Literally.]

That's the only thing you've said I liked.

[hallotween]

Well, he is, and I told him off. Now, will you get down on the ground like a normal person and stop actively working against us?

[stenchus_rodentus]

[Clasps hands. He's so proud of you, Marnie!]

How delightful!

...but you see, there's the matter of selling my soul. So. It's not doable.

[hallotween]

We'll just steal your soul back when we go and get everybody else. It's not a big deal.

[stenchus_rodentus]

Here's my idea:

I take my soul. I conquer Tartarus and I rule ALL!!!

[Old habits die hard.]

[hallotween]

Okay, how about we don't do that, but you can come down here and sleep in a real bed and maybe we'll make some muffins or something. Fair?

[stenchus_rodentus]

Muffins.

[And not wine?]

That sounds hardly entertaining.

[hallotween]

I'm thirteen, you jerk. You can hang out with Ghostave and be drunk and overly dramatic, okay? Just please come down here.

[stenchus_rodentus]

Just what can you offer? None of you have escaped and now...[Almost said Basil.]...there's another game.

Hades let me escape Tartarus!

[hallotween]

You know him having your soul means you go back there when you die, right? No matter what happens. Forever and ever.

We're offering that not happening. And muffins.

[stenchus_rodentus]

[Making "that sounds good but I don't want to concede verbally" noises.]

[hallotween]

[success]

C'mon, you can come pick out the fanciest room.

[stenchus_rodentus]

...I want to keep the blimp.

[It has GAY on it!

Also yes.]

[hallotween]

Duh, you can keep the blimp! It's really cool!

[stenchus_rodentus]

Finally you're speaking common sense!

[keyofimagination]

Marnie are you sure you should-

[... Actually...]

... Making Ratigan stay here isn't a bad idea actually.

[Like, it would definitely prevent Ratigan from revealing their location to Hades and also Randall.]