WE'RE ALMOST THERE

[fantasmick]

[One the morning after the most recent trial there is a knock on the mansion door. The door soon opens and a familiar face walks in, smiling and holding a large bag]

Hiya guys! Sorry it took me awhile, but I had to make sure I had all of this, [He plops the bag he was holding on the floor.] before I decided to meet you guys in person for this!

Take all the time you need to get ready, but we should make it quick! We've wasted more than enough time as it is!

[Well you guys better listen to him and get ready.]

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[hallotween]

[HOLDS OUT HANDS EXPECTANTLY]

[fantasmick]

Haha, don't worry I'm sure you'll find this a nice suitable weapon.

[He reaches into the bag and pulls out a nice sword and hands it to Marnie.]

[coulombslaw]

[Great! Things are starting to look up! Virgil approaches the bag. He's not going to open it -- Mickey should. It's good manners]

So these are the weapons you were talking about last time?

[He did mention weapons to Marnie]

[fantasmick]

It sure is! Do ya want one?

[toogoodforhim]

Ah... May I ask what "this" entails?

[fantasmick]

Well I have these weapons with me, and once everyone is ready I'm going to take everyone to the Underworld to get our friends.

[sixfingeredstan]

[HEY SO FORD IS HERE AND HE'S FUCKING READY

he barrels down the stairs with Fiddleford's banjo, Tarzan's spear, and a few other assorted items of importance in a backpack]

Great! Let's get started. What are those? Plasma guns?

[fantasmick]

Well I did get this.

[He pulls out a... a real gun. and holds it like it's about to explode.]

...A plasma gun would have worked to, I realize.

[amadeusrockette]

Chauncey? [A cockroach pops out of Julia's hair.] Oh, good. I'm ready then.

[The banjo is on her back already. Those are the only two things that matter to her.]

[darnsitall]

[Sally is clutching her notebook and has a small army of cats following her.

She may have dusted herself with catnip.]

[stenchus_rodentus]

[After months of fixating on Basil, he suddenly realizes other living things exist.

Cue Ratigan staring dumbfounded at Felicia and Sally.]

She was with you this entire time?

[kindaruledatit]

[HERE COMES WENDY, coming out with a fucking infinity Gauntlet on her arm, and a bedsheet full of general loot slung over her shoulder. Her axe is on the loop of her pants and she is ready.]

Heck yeah, dude! Let's finally kick some butt!

[sixfingeredstan]

[HIGH SIX]

[fantasmick]

[He laughs lightly.]

Well I see you're already well prepared!

[forgottenfounder]

Mickey!

[Oswald bounds over, looking better then he has in months. And with perfect reason to be. His gaze falls on the large bag, his hands rubbing together.]

I'm glad there's gonna be enough for all of us.

[fantasmick]

You bet! I'm glad we can finally put an end to this together!

Is there anything you want in particular? I have a lot of options!

[defyingfrigidity]

[For the first time since the truth about Walt was revealed, Elsa feels something. Seeing Mickey, seeing all their friends gearing up... it causes a spark to flash in her eyes as she runs off for a minute; she grabs all the various bits and items she collected over her time in the mansion, carefully wrapped up all the little statues she crafted for the memorial, and packed them all carefully in a backpack before heading back to where they're all meeting up.]

I don't know what I'll be able to do... but I'm ready.

[fantasmick]

[He beams at her.]

I believe in you Elsa! I know we can see all of our friends again!

[lusito]

[Joshua may in fact be wearing his dumb rabbit hoodie, but otherwise it looks like everything else of his is contained within his pockets.]

Does this mean we get our guns now?

[fantasmick]

It sure does!

[He... awkwardly pulls out another one.]

I hope you're happy that I had to look for one of these things.

[stenchus_rodentus]

[Hold on he's gotta look at his nails.]

I'm keeping my Gay Blimp.

[fantasmick]

[Blinks.]

You... you do that, Ratigan.

[fantasmick]

[After he hands out all of the weapons, he clears his throat.]

Before we get going, I need to announce something.

[He reaches into his bag again and pulls out a jar of green liquid]

I'm... gonna need someone else to handle this for when we deal with Randy I'm a careful person, but I think it would be safer in the hands of someone who won't be able to get dipped.

[forgottenfounder]

[Oswald noticeably backs up a couple steps.]

Y-yeah, whoever's taking that, be careful with that stuff.

[yourghosthost]

[ghostave is here with pot brownies]

I assume you’ll want to be sober for this.

[fantasmick]

[Did you just... make those...?]

That would be preferable, yes. We can save those for a victory party!

[fantasmick]

Alright, everyone! I'm going to open the portal now, but first...

Everyone has to say the magic words.

[...he's fucking swinging his arms.]

Meeska-Mooska-Mickey-Mouse! Say it with me!

[hallotween]

... Well, if it gets us into battle any faster. Meeska-Mooska-Mickey-Mouse.

[even the only literal child here has no time for this.]

PORTAL OPENING TIME

[fantasmick]

Alright, I'm going to open the portal now~

[He does so, stretching out his arms and creating a large portal, in a gesture that seems entirely unrelated to those magic words.]

Everybody, be ready to jump in!

[sixfingeredstan]

[did someone say PORTAL

ford's here

he's ready

to possibly die it's fine]